Rumours are swirling about a mysterious ‘happy ending’ experience in Say Cheese’s very own walk-in refrigerator.

Although the details are unknown, all I can say for sure is there have been mass reports of cheese patrons exiting the appliance with wide smiles and flushed faces, mysteriously always followed out minutes later by cheesemonger Isaac Bignell himself.

Is he sampling his best cheeses in private, or sampling his privates amongst the cheese? Or are there even more nefarious activities happening in that cooler? Visit Say Cheese and use the code word ‘frozen Monterey Jack’ to find out for yourself.