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THE place where anything goes

The Daily Rind is Canada’s preeminent cheesy tabloid – and when we say cheesy, we mean it’s oozing. 16-full colour, jam-packed pages of questionable content – bringing you top stories and tall tales from the local culinary scene. Beyond the news section, you’ll find cheese-word puzzles, horror-scopes, classifieds, entertainment and of course, cheese-rolling coverage (yes, it is a sport).

In the fine words of Cole Porter, “anything goes”….

  • Distribution: 10,000+ Copies (25+ Coveted Locations)
  • Demographic: Turophiles, Foodies, Influencers (18+)
  • Frequency: Biannual
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End Times Edition

Fall / Winter 2025

Brace yourselves, Earthlings: the sky’s on fire, the goats are rebelling, and your neighbour just sold their soul on eBay – Apocalypse Wow is officially here!

Censored Edition

Spring / Summer 2025

Our Censored Edition offers a redacted version of many exposé truths they hoped you’d never notice  As such, it’s probably our most family-friendly edition.

  • Curd Nerd Crazy
  • When Curds Collide
  • Spot The Difference (Really This Time!)
  • My Sasquatch Revenge
  • My Life in a Cult
  • The Big Word with Bignell
  • Guest Columnists

Launch Edition

Spring / Summer 2024

Welcome to the Launch Edition of The Daily Rind – where scandal is cultured, headlines melt and wordplay ripens to perfection. From saucy dairy dramas to mystical cheese prophecies, we churn gossip, wit and lactose-laden intrigue into a tabloid travesty.

  • Six Spices to Spice-Up Your Sexy Life
  • Invasion of the Burrata Snatchers
  • Cheese Horoscopes with Mystic Jenn
  • Love, Lactose and the Cheddar Dating Scene
  • No Gluten-Free Bread at the Last Supper!
  • International Cheese Rolling Coverage
  • What’s On…and More!

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What is The Daily Rind?

A FREE cheese-centric 16-page full colour tabloid devoted to culture, scandal, wordplay and dairy drama. The Daily Rind pays homage to the heady and headline-heavy newspaper 90’s.

Is this a real newspaper or… a bit?

Yes. And also yes! We publish real writing with very unserious intentions and we boast a distribution readership of 10,000+ copies; available at 25+ coveted locations where people “actually go.”

How do I advertise in The Daily Rind?

If your brand can handle a little heat and a lot of flavour, you’re welcome here. Use the form above to introduce yourself and we’ll certainly be in touch.

I have a brilliant (or unhinged) idea – can I submit a column?

Absolutely. Use the form above, pitch it boldly and don’t hold back. We love confident weirdness.

Who writes this stuff?

A rotating cast of sharp tongues, steady hands, has-beens and people who take word-smithing very seriously. Among the madness, you will find real stories contributed by notable cheese-makers and dairy farmers from around the lactose world.

Is everything in The Daily Rind fact-checked?

Facts are respected, rumours are handled gently and satire is aged to perfection.

Can I sponsor or support an edition?

Yes. We proudly partner with best-loved brands, local businesses and benevolent chaos agents. If you’re a Brie-liever, reach out to us today. We do not receive any subsidies and rely on some wonderful volunteers.

Do you cover anything besides cheese?

Cheese touches everything – food, love, destiny, geopolitics (probably). We have no borders and few boundaries. As our Editor-in-chief always says “faces sell spaces.”

Is The Daily Rind suitable for everyone?

Mostly. It’s cheeky, clever, occasionally saucy and best enjoyed by readers with a sense of humour and a strong stomach. We consider the publication suitable for all curd nerds aged 18+ and if you’re a child at heart, we hope you love it.